I do like how this came out, but there's some places I need to improve upon.
__________ Age: 60 Height: 6' Weight: 325 lbs Eye Color: Blue (luminous) Hair Color: Blue (luminous)
Daphne units were developed as general house-hold models before being phased out by the invention of the Petunia unit, which was smaller and had a more subservient attitude.
Daphne units were nearly all sent to the recycling facilities, with few remaining operational, many stuck in Robotic Novelty shops.
Turns out with very few modifications, the $15,000 Daphne unit could be modified to be formidable in MekGirl Combat Circuits, with ample memory space for programming and learning and a forgiving chassis for weapon and internal upgrades. (The former does sound rather perverted, I know).
Itr didn't sound perverted until you mentioned it...
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Humorous real world newspaper headlines:
- CYCLONE HITS CEMETERY - HUNDREDS DEAD - CHILDREN MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS - IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS? - PATIENT AT DEATH'S DOOR - DOCTORS PULL HIM THROUGH + more to come!
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Humorous real world newspaper headlines:
- CYCLONE HITS CEMETERY - HUNDREDS DEAD
- CHILDREN MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
- IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
- PATIENT AT DEATH'S DOOR - DOCTORS PULL HIM THROUGH
+ more to come!